Egypt for $2.4 million

One pyramid for a handful. In a country where eating a box of low-fat chocolate chip cookies is considered healthy, the USDA might have considered a Food 2x4.


At 4/21/2005 1:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Miz Male. I have evidence that there is a group of powerful bio-industrialists that is keeping secret evidence away from the public about the benefits of a food "cube," rather than pyramid. A cube is a naturally stable shape, as opposed to the unstable (even though Platonically perfect) "tri-angle" or "pyra-mid." What happens if you turn a pyramid upside down? Think hard upon it, and then imagine 2300 sharp, pointed pyramidical calories being sent into our intestines every day, as quickly as we can swallow.

This pyramidical atrocity can only be stopped if you and other journalists are able to force the cabal to give up the information about the lost cube. Thank you very much for your consideration.


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